I don't snore

I’ve been with J for almost seven years now. We’ve had our ups and downs, no question about it.

Right now, we’re not having any ups or downs. We’re having a limbo period. That’s okay, though, we really needed a break. We’ve been taking one, too. We go to bed whenever we want, get up whenever we absolutely can’t sleep anymore…It doesn’t suck. According to J, it doesn’t pay very well, but hey, you can’t have everything, can you?

That’s the thing about not snoring.

I’m blond, I’m muscular, I love J with every beat of my heart. I’m the only guy that sleeps in her bed, I have a full time job and I don’t care about other women. I hardly ever drink and I don’t talk back.

Of course, I don’t earn a paycheck and I don’t have thumbs.

But…I don’t snore.


Cosmo