Lowfat Peanutbutter

Is a bad idea.

That's not to say I won't eat it. I'm a dog, after all.

Still, I like fat in my peanutbutter. (as a dog, I don't care if it's one word or two)

I'm not sure which of the two people I live with is on a health kick. I think it's the kid, but J's started eating more fruit--not something she usually likes--and slightly less cheese.

Since cheese is her all-time favorite thing, especially melted on those crappy cardboard crackers, I've noticed that she's eating a little less. She says she's feeling pudgy.

Dogs don't have that problem.

Male or female, we don't care what we weigh. We just want more food. We know there will be a time when we won't get as much as last time. I've known female dogs with female owners who get all tore down about what they weigh and if she hears anyone say she's too big...

(Aim, that's you)

Anyway, I'll eat the lowfat peanutbutter, but I can't wait until she's over this. I don't care if it's Skippy super-chunk (they had a coupon) or store brand. Just give me my fat back. IT tastes better.

Cosmo