Sunday, February 15, 2009

The Elephant

J ordered an elephant. The kid thought it would be "cool"--or something like that. The cats didn't care. Neither did I, really.

At first.

Later J said the idea was for my leash to sit on the elephant in between walks. (she did confess that it was meant to be a plant stand) Still, it's my leash and I care about it. Hey, without it, I'm stuck inside.

She even went so far as to remove her shoes, my harness, and all the stuff that had collected downstairs by the door.

And then we waited.

When it finally came, the box was really big. It had to be to hold all the white, squishy things. (those are not peanuts--I don't care what anyone says)

Long story short: The cat tried to sit on the elephant and fell off. When J put it downstairs, it was too small for my leash and the kid brought it back up. She says she didn't see it--it's too small.

J thinks we need another elephant. The kid tells her to check the measurements--on everything. I thought elephants were big.

Guess not.

Cosmo

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