GRRRR

"I'm not taking the dog out 'til you get up!"

No kiddin' she just said that!!!

Why is that gonna make the kid get up? She can go to the bathroom anytime she wants!

Now J's on the phone with some fool--because only a fool would call her before she's had coffee. Or before ten in the morning.

"I can't believe you're bothering me right now," she's saying. I've got to agree... "No, I am not going to have lunch with you. I'm not going to have lunch at all. As it happens, I don't have to eat. Don't you have a wife and some little lawyers to feed?"

She looks mad. I really thought this guy was smarter than that.

"Write it into the next retainer contract, and I want Royal Cup Mocha Java...Google it. Maybe by then I'll have paid your bill."

She's smiling. She must be kidding. It's okay, then. Sorta. Mornings are NOT good.

Oh man, the geese! The geese are out there! besides I really have to go! C'mon J! And the geese...

"I'm not talking about that now." Her mood just went south and she STILL hasn't had coffee. We need to live on an island. "Call me AFTER lunch. WAY after."

She hung up and she LOOKS really mad. I thought that guy was smart. Well, he'll learn. He's young.

Okay, we're going. I'll catch ya later. She'll be on the phone after lunch, it looks like.

Cosmo